Sherlock Pipe
a long and semi-thick sh-t that shoots out of the r-ct-m so quick that it hits the back of the bowl at a high rate of speed causing the t-rd to bend into the shape of sherlock holmes’ pipe. very common in public and office bathrooms which contain small amount of water in a sitting toilet bowl.
“i went to drop a log in the men’s room but paul mahoney left a sherlock pipe floating above the water line!”
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