She’s fucking Matt Damon
a situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
see trading up
frank: are sandra and kasey still together?
jim: no, i hear she’s dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. he’s loaded plus he looks like a male model. word on the street is he took her to mexico for the weekend.
frank: wow. well, she’s f-cking matt damon.
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