Shew
a sound effect used to describe intense joy, happiness, or used as a form of celebration.
thought to have originated in california, by cholos, in the hoods of east menlo park, soledad, or as far south as chula vista.
to properly express “shewwwwwwwwwww!!!” (pr-nounced like the word shoe) emphasis must be loud and strong, and in a higher than normal pitch.
variations include “sheeeeowww!!!” (she-ow) “sheee-ah-haaa-haaaa!!!” (she-ah-haha)
example 1:
person 1: dayum man, i saw this one b-tch in the club, and her sh-t was so thick, you can sit a cup on her booty!
person 2: shewwwwwwwwwww!!!
example 2:
person 1: let’s drink!
person 2: who’ll make the toast?
person 1: i will: to long life, much wealth, great s-x, and staying calm.
everyone: shewwwwwwwwwww!!!
example 3:
person 1: dude, i’m goin to ny for spring break!
everyone: shewwwwwwwwwww!!!
example 4:
person 1: show me yo t-tties.
person 2: shewwwwwwwwwww!!!
norfolk dialect for the word “show”, usually in a past tense. we can’t help it if we’re backward…
“he shew me this video of chyna…”
“you mean, he had shown you this video of chyna. get it right.”
“that’s what i said. he shew it to me…”
it’s just a noise… usually made when ya get annoyed, something unfortunate happens, you’re sad/angry, or just bored
-chair breaks- shew!
to show, in the past tense. especially relevant in suffolk and more specifically ipswich
i ‘shew’ him my new handbag and he said it was well nice!
1. a virtual location filled with lunacy and hilarity.
2. any excuse for a wig party.
3. a common misspelling of “hairpile”.
1. “see you in shews”
2. “gaghaghaghaghaghaga free wig”
a combination of chewing tobacco (or dipping) while in the shower. shew originates from two words ‘shower’ and ‘chew’, put together they make ‘shew’.
after hockey practice i was ready for a fat shew.
i got home and had to escape my parents b-tching, so i had a nice long shew.
the sound made when you run/take off really fast.
nerd boy: hey do you wanna go out with me?
hott chick: hey! look over there a comicbook sale!
nerd boy: what???…-turns his head to look in excitement
hott chick: shew…
nerd boy:-turns back around…gosh idiot -as he slaps him self across the face with dissapointment…what the heck,i fall for it every time!?!?!
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