shext


verb.

the act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.
i’m shexting you right now.

shext me later.

shext! you’re it.
to send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.
i just dropped a life changing cr-p. i feel like a great weight has been lifted and i can see clearly. i’ll shext you a pic.
shexting is the act of texting your friend while your taking a sh-t to humiliate him!

the normal response to this would be for your friend to shext back at a later time, thus causing a shext war.

this was actually invented by my friend and i, and i have never heard of it before this.

i hope it spreads from urban dictionary
text message examples:
1. shexted!!!
2. you just got shexted!!! suck it!!

conversation examples:
1. omg i got shexted again today 🙁
to text someone while your having a sh-t.
adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a sh-t.
verb.

meaning:
– to shower text.
– to text while in the shower.
– to simultaneously text and take a shower.
i am about to take a shower. u want me to shext u?
sh-t + s-x + text = shext
shext example:

i will sh-t on you and let you lick my b-lls. better than wrinkly old t-ttays

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