Shez
noun. slang.
shez schez sheh-zaad sche-zaad shez’d shezzing
other variations: shez or schez, shehzaad or shezad or shezaad or schezaad, also: shez’d, shezzing.
1. an epic fail or deception that eventually collapses under the weight of it’s own lies.
2. a person who is s-xually unfaithful to their partner and may have several secret relationships or affairs going at the same time.
3. a person who is closeted for their career and gets caught and outed.
4. a younger male person who pleases an older gay man for financial gain, or to further their career.
origins: shehzaad (shez) is derived from the ancient urdu – شهزاد
meaning: prince, son of king. shahzad \sha(h)-zad\ as a boy’s name is of persian origin, and the meaning of shahzad is “son of the king”. “shah” in persian means “king”.
1. dude! i totally shez’d things up! / dude you’re a total shez!
2. dude i’ve made a total shez of things! my boyfriend found out about the others and is going to kill me!
3. s— dude! i got caught on grindr at work! i’m such a shez! everyone’s going to know i’m gay now!
4. i hear tony’s got a new shez now, treats him like a prince! and he’s even cuter than the last one!
a fail so hard it’s beyond epic. nothing can be saved.
dude i shez’d that up, my girlfriend it going to dump me now.
a fez made of sheepskin.
oooh, look at that shez!
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