shfunkted


when a person yell’s a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: sh-t, f-ck, c-nt, d-mn. (in that order)
turtle: shfunkted!!! my fuc-king monkey ball went off the course.

d-bag: yeah, you are a fu-ck face loose vagin-a.

turtle: shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

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