shi-show
the act of excreting prior to taking a shower. it is the opposite of doing a show-shi.
person 1: dude, i just did a shi-show, i feel like a million bucks.
person 2: you did what?
person 1: a shi-show: i took an amazing sh-t and then jumped in the shower. now i just feel light and clean!
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