shiblet
a niblet of sh-t.
a small kernel or morsel of t-rd commonly found in the underpants after an unexpected shart.
less commonly occuring after taking a sh-t and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn nugget. even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet.
when entangled in -ss-hair, may also be referred to as a klingon or dingleberry – though a free, un-bstructed t-rd kernel discoverred in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet.
“wot’s this? a shiblet in my gonch? that ripper didn’t feel wet… huh, i guess i must’ve sharted.”
bob: “dude, i just found a ball of hash on the floor, let’s party!”
jon: “that’s a shiblet man, don’t smoke it! i found that rolling around in my gooch last friday and flicked it at the ceiling… it must’ve fallen down.”
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