Shift Key
the key no one ever bl–dy f-cking uses. this key is normally ignored by morons, imbeciles, ignorants, dumb-sses, sh-tbirds, and all around -tw-ts-.
morons that ignore this beautiful key, often forget many other, wonderful, things you can do with a keyboard.
see: grammarpunctuation
people on the internet often come back with a big, bullsh-t argument based on the ‘fact’ that no one bother to type things correctly on the computer because its a waste of time.
well you know what, sh-tbird? if you learn how to type, and practice good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, eventually typing like this on the computer is easy. i, personally, think writing “omfglaewlers, 1 jst t0k @ sh1t! lol!”
sh-tbird (someone who ignores shift): hi w-sszup lol
me: after you go to sleep tonight, i`m going to f-cking murder you with a rusty b-tter-knife.
sh-tbirdtwo: omfg laewl u r so stupid ppl don typ gud on the cmpt bcse its hrd lol pls shift key dsnt evn mke sense lol
me: go fall in a well and die.
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