Shift Shit
an incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body’s natural circadian rhythm.
hey bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? after switching from midnights to days all i managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift sh-t.
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