shiftless bastard
a person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. they feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate f-cking that brought him into the world.
andrew is such a shiftless b-st-rd, i know he doesn’t know he’s father and he’s mother is working as a prost-tute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he’s masturbating in the living room!
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