Shilt
solid particles of fecal matter that rest on the floor of the toilet bowl after a bout of diarrhea, resembling river or creek silt. hard to flush, and has a habit of lingering after multiple flushes.
sorry about the shilt left over, i ate at taco bell last night and your toilet works horrible…
burning liquid bowel movement that results from drinking too much milk.
i had burning shilt after i drank all of that milk
a silvery spray of s-m-n
she sucked his d-ck and he shilted on her face
the process of drooling or becoming heavily salivated prior to vomiting. this excess saliva is usually a warning sign that vomit is on it’s way. the most common reason for the shilts is over ingestion of alcohol. this term is important for innocent bystanders to know, for the term can be used as a warning.
the shilts suck, why can’t i just puke already?
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