shimmy up the mule
to try something which won’t do you no good — it ain’t a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin’ it. may as well jack your own hammer.
having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher
1. doing something pointless.
2. the term shimmy means to dance shaking from the shoulders. a mule is another word for donkey aka -ss. it literally means dancing with an -ss. in modern lingo means dancing with a phat -ss b-tch.
3. also refers to masterbating. sometimes fantasizing about donkeys.
tyler was feeling lonely so he desided to shimmy up the mule.
when i go out to clubs i shimmy up the mule.
abnormal vibration or wobbling, as of a person who serves as a courier of illegal drugs.
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