Shimrul Effect
the shimrul effect is a natural phenomenon discovered by a british-bengali pharmacist specialising in the study of khalabhai.
most major acts of extreme stupidness and disability can be – according to the theory – attributed to other nearby forces of dopiness or disability. this causation effect is what is known as the shimrul effect.
guy #1: woah what the h-ll, what you did just then was seriously disabled man!
guy #2: yeah, you’re right, sorry man… must be the shimrul effect.
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