a term to describe a female african american. most common in the vocabulary of a italian american. a nicer term for saying “n*gg*r”
gino, would you pound that shine broad? i’d pound anything honestly
- moscow mullet
when the genital region is clean shaven, but the *sshole is hairy did you see that stripper’s moscow mullet? she needs to consider a full body wax next time.
- money mike
a money mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. a money mike usually also has a “weak chin” or no chin at all. john: “remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?” tanner: “ya, he was trash.” jake: “that kid was such a money mike.”
- puff diddly
the act of farting after your girlfriend has prolapsed your *sshole by violently finger-banging you. due to the amount of *n*l swelling the gaseous pressure builds up until it is released in a single, explosive puff. similar to the whistling kanye or the breezy yeezy. my puff diddly looked like yellowstone erupting.
- sandle surfing
the dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. the intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples p*b*s, dead skin cells, feces, s*m*n, etc from getting […]