Shines like a diamond in a goat’s ass


to say: “shines like a diamond in a goat’s -ss” is to provide high praise for something or someone. a harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. a star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to “shine like a diamond in a goat’s -ss.” often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (body piercings excepted.)
1. that new chrome on your harley-davidson shines like a diamond in a goat’s -ss!
2. the ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat’s -ss.
3. inappropriate usage: “your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat’s -ss!” (that might get you b-tch-slapped.)

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