Shing Kung
he’s the most perfect guy any girl could ever meet. he’s insanely polite yet he has a fantastic sense of humor that can have you laughing for hours. he doesn’t think of himself as anything special yet he’s the type of guy that is a role model. just being around him can make you feel nervous. he’s nice to everyone including the people he doesn’t like. he’s asian, probably super hot, and has a six pack. he might not be that tall but he could still beat up anybody in a fight.
girl 1: shing kung is so amazing…he’s single right??
girl 2: well go talk to him and find out!
girl 1: no! i don’t know what i’d say!
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