shining the lemur
an aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using cl-toral stimulation.
my ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.
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- shin pooper
is a term for a “fancy boy’s” -n-s when he is whoring around and flaunting his p–p shoot for the m-sses. i’m going to go elbow deep in your shin p–per if you don’t back the h-ll off mary popins.
- shiny arsed
person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine – c.f. pencil pusher. “does he know what he’s talking about?” “no, he’s a shiny -rs-d pencil pusher who’s come out to see where the real work’s done.”
- shiny cueball
(verb). the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a bald woman’s head. d-mn that girl’s hot, too bad she’s bald. f-ck it, i’ll give her a shiny cueball
- shit breathe
this word came straight from woodbridge, ontario, canada. the don of the ubdergrove’s had never brushed his teeth, thus creating the sh-t breathe. you’ve got the sh-t breathe, a shnagga doan, you’ve got the sh-t breathe shnagggggga doana.
- shit dogging
this is when you have to sh-t so bad, you’re forced to take a walk; similar to walking one’s dog. in this case the brown dog is most common. after that last plate of curry goat, sambo was sh-t d-gg-ng down the hall.