shint
the combination of sh-t and lint that collects in a mans -ss crack (usually hairy) after a particularly stressful, physically exherting, or otherwise harrowing day. (could also be the result of wearing new underwear for the first time that shed alot of lint)
typically, shint is removed in the shower, and its discovery is usually accompanied by a vocalization of disgust by the victim.
after wearing a new pair of underwear on a particularly hot day, tony – while showering – discovered a m-ss of shint tangled in his -ss hair, and removed it with a noise of disapproval.
simple: a shot + a pint = a shint. widely known by barmen in the west country, its the quickest way to order your two staple alcoholic beverages.
can i have two shints please?
how much is a shint in this pub?
next round on you? i’ll have a shint then.
when you smell just a hint of sh-t or a bad smell.
” a curious aroma was actually a shint. ”
j-panese shinto s-x
at the shrine, kenshi performed shint on atsue, leading to an intensive spiritual -rg-sm and pleasure for both partners.
the act of eating too many mints, resulting in needing a sh-t
dude, i ate too many mints i need a few shints
combines the ideas of shiny and hot sh-t! used for new tech gadgetry
comes from a mis-typing of shiny, hitting the t instead of the y
my ipad is the shint!
or
that guy’s blue tooth headset is very shint!
the mix of cr-p and mint that one smells on certain hospital floors.
the nurse thought she was doing her colleagues a favor, but when she was done the hallway smelt like shint.
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