Shiny Nickel
-verb
a shiny nickel is a s-xual favor usually given by a girlfriend, wife, or an escort (prost-tute). to give one a shiny nickel the female must first lather the males’ -n-s with s-m-n and v-g-n-l fluid. then she must “shine” his -n-s with her toungue until squeaky clean.
man #1: how was that date last night?
man #2: amazing! after the movie she gave me shiny nickel in her grandma’s bedroom!
man #1: f-cking epic…
what you can trade to a moron for anything in the world. note: use this method only on morons and idiots! otherwise, you won’t enjoy what you get in return.
example one: “i gave her a shiny nickel, and she gave me a bl-wj-b!”
example two: “i gave him a shiny nickel, and he gave me a 20 dollar bill!”
example three: “i gave him a shiny nickel asking for a 20 dollar bill, and he gave me a bl-wj-b in return. what the h-ll?”
example four: “i gave her a shiny nickel asking for a bl-wj-b, and she gave me a kick to the b-lls. i hope i can still have kids.”
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