Shiny Toasters


shiny toasters are a strange animal that like to eat xbox’s or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood playstation 2 and 2 only. they only breed if the purple toasters are in season. the only threat to shiny toasters are donkapillers the toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. they are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.

soooo beware they can get very h-rny at night

p.s don’t wear silver….
shiny coloured toasters

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