Shiplet
the resultant offspring of a intimate liaison between 2 ships. the usual gestation period is the time in which it takes to consume 2 vodka and c-kes, a small rose and a orange and p-ssionfruit j20.
or
the most heinous swearword known to mankind. far, far worse than anything a certain stunning young lady had ever previously uttered whilst driving.
‘awwww, look at that shiplet, isn’t it cute.’
or
ohhhh, okay, don’t bother indicating then, you effing shiplet!’
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