Shipmaned


getting shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. often the latter, getting shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies
jed: where is dave?

harry: he cant be here today

jed: why not?

harry: he got shipmaned

jed: oh sh-t, when is the funeral?

harry: next wednesday

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