shirt shart
everybody has a sh-tty day every once in a while. sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. in a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your -ss when no toilet paper is available. a shirt shart is the process of cr-pping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.
yeah, i got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. we were fishing at the lake and i had to take a dump. i gotta go to old navy now to replenish my wardrobe.
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