shirtcock
(verb) to walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. synonym of donald duck. technically applies to men only, but plumbing issues aside, easily applies to women, too. sometimes a mild pejorative, implying imcompleteness or an unwillingness to commit.
“it’s so beautiful out, i’ll think i’ll shirtc-ck today.” (verb form)
“there sure were a lot of shirtc-ckers out on the playa this year.” (noun form)
“when mozart died, he shirtc-cked his ‘requiem.’ someone else had to finish it.” (verb form, implied meaning)
“annaconda, quit shirtc-cking and just pick a place to eat!” (verb form, implied meaning)
when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)
man did u totally see him shirt c-ck as soon as she came in the room?
Read Also:
- shirtboxing
(v.) the feminized version of shirtc-cking. for a female to present clad in a shirt and no pants. i saw so much shirtc-cking at burning man, i decided to try shirtboxing. it’s breezy. and i got playa in my cootch.
- shinzen
a girl/guy who is sl-tty that girl is so shinzen with that mid-drift! 1. a martial arts organization. 2. an amazingly kick-ss guy, who could probably kick your -ss in as much time as it takes you to say “ow.” 3. also, shin. the bottom part of your leg. 4. a garden. 5. woolen socks. […]
- ghetto ballerina
a stripper she always carries around one dollar bills. i bet she’s a ghetto ballerina.
- ghettofirstclass
describes a state where one gains significant perceived extra privileges or benefits during an activity chosen specifically for lowest possible cost. person 1: “how was your flight? diego said you went first cl-ss?” person 2 “naw, diego misunderstood me. we booked the emergency exit flights on the plane, so we both got the extra legroom, […]
- warm bob
when your dropping a loaf and a girl’s giving you head at the same time sitting on the toilet, letting it rip and yelling “who’s a bad boy”