shirted
(1) a phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) the placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.
a: dude, you look like -ss. get dressed, or we’ll be late for church.
b: these are my church clothes.
a: shirted.
to fart only to find some goo came out also.
dude, gotta go home to clean up, i just shirted!
slang for “head shirt” a style introduced in the 80s by adolescents and young adult primarily from north america. this style has started to become big again starting in about 2012, and currently being sold in larger stores such as walmart.
“i loved cara delevigne’s new photoshoot! she featured so many different shirteds!”
the act of shirting is to ignore/blank. often used via non-verbal comunication by flicking the collar of your shirt at somebody you wish to ignore.
‘motherf-cker got shirted’
‘that boy purely trying it but i was like shirted!’
to put on a t-shirt.
opposite is to deshirt
ur all shirted again
i’ve gotta go get shirted cos my nipples are hard as tic-tacs.
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