shishkabob


a word that can solve any dead silence. most commonly known as a type of food on a stick
-silence-
girl: shishkabob!
-laughter-
n. a s-xual position achieved by inserting the p-n-s in ones -n-l area, and another male inserting the p-n-s in ones oral area, and thrusting back and forth from the pelvis.
i saw some new meat at school today, so me and a bud thought we’d make a shishkabob.
when one’s p-n-s is inserted into a woman too deeply.
marie: john’s d-ck was so huge last night. i’m so sore.
joan: oh man that sucks. did john shishkabob you?
marie: yeah i felt like i was on top of a skewer the whole time.
only the best food in the world, you will fall in love and get married to it
girl- omg i must marry this shish kabob
a drinking custom where two people take a shot of vodka, snort a line of no-xplode, smash heads on the table and high five in that order.
1-“bro i’m trying to get messed up tonight”
2-“let’s do some shishkabobs”
1-i don’t know man that sh-t is pretty rough, terrible hangover.
a shishkabob is when a man inserts his p-n-s into a person’s r-ct-m, only to remove it and find that clumps of feces had stuck to his wiener.
dude, i f-cked my girlfriend right after she took a sh-t and she accidently gave me a shishkabob!
a very intimate, part-physical, part-mental connection that is found between two people. it is a link between the closest of friends. it is a connection that is difficult for others to understand.
zack: dude you wanna hang out tonight?

brandon: i was just about to suggest the same thing! shishkabob!!

zack: shishkabob!!!

claire: i don’t understand…

brandon: we are shishkabob. you won’t get it

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