shit a brick sideways
an extreme case of constipation
before:
i feel like i’m going to sh-t a brick sideways!!!
after:
man my -ss hurts, i just sh-t a brick sideways.
extreme surprise or exasperation
sh-t a brick sideways! that’s the most pathetic effort possible.
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