Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken
1. something to say instead of “sh-t!” when you mess up or f-ck up. it sounds cooler.
2. you could always add i will to the beggining…. and then people think you’re crazy
3. something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (so very mad)
1. person stubbs toe, “sh-t a f-cking brick and chicken!”
2. tonight i will sh-t a f-cking brick and chicken.
3. sh-t a f-cking brick and chicken, owen’s dating her!?!?
4. if i don’t get this done, my mom will sh-t a f-cking brick and chicken..
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