shit a gold brick
phr. southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. it’s similar to sh-t a brick, but it’s more creative. it also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. something broke.
4. a piece is missing from whatever you are trying to -ssemble.
5. someone ran into the sliding gl-ss door again.
6. someone left legos on the floor.
7. the dog cr-pped in the house.
8. your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.
jeff: “sh-t a gold brick! i shot my self in the foot again!
jack: “that makes time number three this week, dumb-ss.”
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