shit ache
a pain in the stomach from an immense need to sh-t. often used as an excuse to get out of doing things, in a way it’s almost like the male version of period pain.
“hey, dudes, i have to go. i have a mad sh-t ache.”
“f-ck that dude, you are such a piker”
“i’m serious dude, i’m about to sh-t all over the place”
if you give a girl (or a guy) an -ss r-mm-ng, and you’ve opened their -n-l cavity so far, what you will have once you are done is a circle of sh-t around your face and chin. this is whats known as a sh-tache. (like a mustache, but made from sh-t)
i gave this girl such an -ss r-mm-ng, when i had finished, i had a sh-tache.
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