shit and surf
the act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.
guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a sh-t and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh…
guy 1: well lifes harsh, deal with it.
guy 2: -cries-
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