shit ass motherfucker
someone who mixes the cans of tuna in oil with the cans of tuna in water at the supermarket.
(guy arrives home from grocery shopping- starts to unload)
“tuna in oil!?! what the f-ck? sh-t -ss motherf-cker mixed up the cans again. f-ck.”
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