shit assed
an adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely b-tt ugly or totally screwed up.
“did you see that sh-t-ssed afghan that lori received as a gift from her bloo haired aunt glad-ss?? the ugliest thing i ever saw….it was totally sh-t-ssed!”
by drinking many yoohoo’s you feel the need that you have diarrhea. like sh-t faced, but with yoohoo’s instead.
my friends and i decided to get sh-t -ssed last night. i had diarrhea all night and the next day.
when you are finished taking a cr-p and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.
“man, i was out of tp and had to get up all sh-t -ssed from the toilet to get another roll.”
when something is dead broken beyond repair, it is sh-t -ssed.
omg, windows vista is so sh-t -ssed.
(chiefly southern u.s.) deliberately obstreporous, stubborn, defiant, mean-spirited or difficult, often in a disagreeably p-ssive-aggressive fashion.
a. amy winehouse comes to the mic with a real sh-t–ssed att-tude that may have cost her some popularity with american audiences.
or:
b. okay! okay! we’ll do it your way! but you don’t have to be so sh-t–ssed about it!
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