shit baker
someone who has been ‘holding in’ a sh-t for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to ‘cook’ or ‘bake’ inside their -n-s.
usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
dave:”you taking a dump later?”
joe:”sure am, i’ve been baking it for over two days now”
dave:”lol i hope it hurts you filthy sh-t baker”
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