shit balls on a spork
an exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
the store manager gets a call from his -ssistant manager before the day starts and is told “i quit!”. it is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
store manager: “sh-t b-lls on a spork!”
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