Shit Bandit
someone who gets wasted at a party and sh-ts on the floor, the couch, and the wall. then, the sh-t bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. the “party p–per” is called a sh-t bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.
when tyler sh-t everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real sh-t bandit.
when you take a killer dump in one toilet and then quickly move to another toilet to wipe, leaving your dump uncovered and in all its glory for the next person
d-mnit, who’s the sh-t bandit?
person or persons that come to your house only for the purpose of using your toilet.
you guys are nothing but a bunch of sh-t bandits!
that guy is a total sh-t bandit.
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