shit battle
history:
a direct derivative of p-ss battle. this type of battle was created when two p-ss battle combatants had a draw…that is, both bladders were burst. neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their r-ct-ms in order to have a battle of the -n-l muscles.
1. the combatants join their -n-l cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. these battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. at this moment the combatant may disconnect their -n-s from their opponent and claim victory.
sh-t battles are epic.
sh-t battles do not cause cancer.
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