shit beat


a sh-t beat is when you sh-t in your hand and jerk off.
i jus had a really good sh-t beat this morning.
1. taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. access p-rnographic material
3. beat
“hey man, what are you doing in there?”

“nothing”

“are you sh-tbeating?”

“yeah”

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