shit blocked


taking an awful sh-t in the bathroom so that n-body is able to have s-x in it later. where there is only two places left in the house to have s-x and your boy has you covered on one!
james’ ex and some other hot girl where going to go have s-x in the bathroom but he thought ahead and sh-t blocked them earlier.
when you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
i just went into the office bathroom and i got sh-t blocked by my boss!

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