Shit Booger
when a man partakes in -n-l intercourse with another person, and apon withdrawing, discovers a “booger” of excrement on the end of his p-n-s.
hey tom! i’ve still got a sh-t booger on the end of my c-ck from when i f-cked your mum last night!
when a man (or a lady donning a strap-on) unknowingly hijacks a small piece of poo from anothers -n-l region upon removal of their pleasure tool.
right, matt you need to have a word with your dad because i’ve picked up so many sh-t boogers off him my p-n-s is starting to look like a choc-chip m-ffin.
sh-t boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls b-tthole. when you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo….this is a sh-t booger. congrats! you just got your first case of sh-t boogers!
i woke up this morning and remembered that i 69’d with my girlfriend last night. while engaged in the act, i stuck my nose up her b-tthole for some odd reason. then i sneezed out some sh-t boogers!
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