shit boot


when you get so sick that you throw up and sh-t yourself at the same time. applies best when the sickness is caused by alcohol.
dude, did you see me last night? the combination of mad dog, boones, lonestar light, and jager made me sh-t boot all over the place. i painted that bathroom brown and red.

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