shit boy

general insult to anyone with below intelligence or general dislike. commonly changed to ‘sh-t girl’ or any other such word in the english slang ‘dictionary’. e.g: ‘chicken boy!’ or ‘curry boy!’ (also first word should be spoken with extended syllables.)
‘what you doing this weekend?’ ‘nothing with you sh-t boy!’
‘sh-t-boy’ is a term to acknowledge surprise or shock to any situation. it can be used in an extensive range of circ-mstances, from mocking a friend that has done something trivial, to a response upon hearing the gravest of news. the tone of delivery, facial expressions and relationship are essential to the perception of sincerity/ use of the term.
a group of friends arrive at the airport to go on holiday.
“i forgot my p-ssport”
inhale and sympathetic..”..sh-t boy”.

an outstandingly attractive group of girls walk past in the street.
a glance to your friend and a cheeky smile..”sh-t-boy”.
this is a name given to a person whom sh-ts in inapropreate places and gets sh-tfaced.
yo that kids the man. yea he’s a sh-tboy
young male fast food employee.
“oy sh-t boy! i said i wanted a big mac not a quarter pounder”
george w bush, now that the balance of power is in effect.
hey sh-t boy, i got your order of crow here, wanna toss my salad with that?
the ‘slang’ name given to being a shelf stacker / general dogs body at sainsburys / tesco and so on.

the role used to include (and may still, as a breach of health & safety) having to collapse the cardboard packaging & literally climb into the large bin containers to compact it down!

see also ‘mcjob’ for other equally sh-te low iq jobs.
“so what’s your job then?”
“i stack shelves at somerfields”
“oh, so you’re a sh-t boy then!”