Shit Bridge
also known as sh-tbridging. for two grown -ss n-gg-s to hold both of each others hands and squat down to take a m-ssive sh-t. this method is most commonly used in places that lack civilization and you don’t want your bare -ss to touch the nasty bug infested ground. you could also perform a reverse sh-tbridge together over a toilet if your both in a hurry to take care of business. you may acomplished the reverse sh-tbridge by locking elbows back to back.
you gotta sh-t bro? me too dawg… help a n-gg- out and let’s sh-tbridge.
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well in the heat of an amazing threesome (two girls and one guy) the women contort their bodies into the bridge position and then the man places an alaskan pipeline (sh-tting into a condom and freezing it) into both women, connecting them. from there he karate chops the connecting feces bridge and empties the contents into their mouths.
two drunks girls and one feces fetishing male are needed to create the sh-t bridge
a floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your sh-t dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
the janitors were real p-ssed off today. someone created a sh-t bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
n. a sh-t so large it forms a bridge over the toilet bowl drain pipe and cannot be flushed.
v. the act of creating a sh-t bridge.
jimmy: “anybody got a popsicle stick, i just sh-t bridged the hotel toilet?”
the sp-ce between the opening of the v-g-n- and the -n-s
“don’t ever go near the sh-t bridge, thats some dirty sh-t”
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