Shit britches

baggy pants worn by young men that hang low on the hips and have a crotch down to the knees. the wearer looks all for the world like he has has a load of sh-t in his britches (or breeches, if you prefer).
my nephew came by the other day wearing sh-t britches. they fit so poorly, the lad could hardly walk.
pants that young guys with ident-ty problems like to wear. sh-t britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer’s underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just sh-t them. sh-t britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they “bust a stupid dope move” and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of sh-t britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison b-tches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don’t usually think sh-t britches are s-xy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.
yo g, those sh-t britches really show your feminine side!
people who have something good happen to them should be happy and fulfilled, have some purpose in their lifel and prove that life is good and they can spread the goodness around.

but some of them blow it because they can’t control their reactions to their good fortune. it all turns to sh-t and their life is therefore more cr-ppy than it would have ever been if they didn’t have that really good luck happen to them in the first place.

someone like that is a sh-tbritches.
for a while there, britney spears was a pure sh-tbritches.