Shit Claymore


sh-t claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by sh-tting in a common entrance for said person. often used for revenge
zack: “so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog little man had sh-t infront of the door”
john: “ah the old sh-t claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him”

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