shit crap day
a ‘sh-t cr-p day,’ can be defined as a day that would rather be forgotten, but simply cannot be erased from ones memory due to it being both sh-t & cr-p. therefore the day has been so stained and smeared with sh-t and cr-p, that it’s a complete write off. it may as well be flushed right down the toilet….
a person will only ever use this phrase as a result of suffering from mid-sentence sh-t-cr-p-day-turrets. scdt, is what occurs when a person’s brain is struggling to decide upon whether the day has been sh-t or cr-p, and in a momentary fit, blurts out both descriptions simultaneously. scdt can occur during, or upon reflection of, the sh-t cr-p day.
note: a sh-t cr-p day, is even more extreme than having
a, “day that was cray,” or commenting that, “that sh-t (your day) way cray.”
“i had such a sh-t cr-p day the other day. i opened a packet of snakes alive the other day, and they were all dead.” – a common example of a sh-t cr-p day.
she listened to ushers’ alb-m ‘confessions,’ and it became apparent that he was indeed singing about their past romp. it was a sh-t-cr-p day, and a sh-t fight was sure to follow.
friend 1: i’m pregnant, and justin bieber is the father.
friend 2: what? so, immaculate conception is real then. we will have to start going to church now.
friend 1: and to think, we didn’t even sin. what a sh-t.cr-p.day.
and then the penny dropped. it was at that moment, that cheska realised that ‘reality tv,’ wasn’t reality. it was like a really sh-t-cr-p-day legit.
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