shit cunted
intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.
fred:where were you last night? i heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?
geoff:sh-tc-nted.
a popular phrase in sothern england most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.
can be used in place of the more traditional f-cked, munted, w-nkered etc.
“f-ck me john, you’re sh-t c-nted”
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