Shit cyclone


a largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
a ‘sh-t storm’ of great intensity.
my girlfriend’s pregnant, i think i’m gay, i just got fired, my car’s been impounded, my house is on fire, i think i just killed someone and i have a crazy rash on my johnson.
dude, i’m in a friken sh-t cyclone.

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