Shit-Day Slalom
(noun) a day that starts out cr-ppy but then spirals out of control, becoming cr-ppier and cr-ppier and cr-ppier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.
a parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. i’m on a sh-t-day slalom.
(noun)
a day so totally cr-ppy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous f-you course, marked by more and more notable sh-ttiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more cr-ppiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
man. joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, then got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. he’s had a total sh-t-day slalom.
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